April 21,2010

Hello! It's been a while!

I haven't been home really the past couple day! So I had a rough day today with being on campus until 11pm and our house starts getting exciting at around 12am!

Court and Krissie go to bed, Tim starts to talk to me because he's a bit bored and really wants to talk about some things, and then Kendall walks into the house...here's where things get exciting! You would really have to know Kendall to appreciate this. There's no quiet mode on Miss Kendall, so needless to say our house got super loud when Naphtali and Kendall come into my room. So here we are Tim, Kendall, Naphtali and I chilling out in my room at 1230am. WTF!!!! We talked about absolute nonsense but had a fabulous time! At some point I kicked everyone out of my room, probably when I glanced at the clock!

April 15, 2010

Today I didn't spend much time in the house, but for the 20 min. that I was there a few interesting things happened! I ended up coming home with Crawford from swimming in the pool at Rob's. Courtney supposedly just sprayed the couches with fabreez! It smelt delicious, but Krissie didn't like it. Krissie sat on the couch and started getting upset because it was so "soaked" super funny because honestly can you see Krissie complaining, it's fabulous. So knowing me, I ended up sitting on her with my wet shorts, and she goes on to say, "Cory this is the closest we've ever been". Hilarious if you ask me, I said deal with it and ran away. This is when Crawford and I started scheming a plan that deals with bubbles. Side note: Caitie Bailey got me a huge thing of bubbles and super neat wands for my bday...so in saying this you can guess what happened. Well if not, we ended up getting two wands each to blow in Tim, Court and Krissie's faces. It was going to be epic!!!! As soon as we got close enough all of the soap was off of our wands! Can you say, epic FAILURE! Oh well we tried. We kept attempting until we were successful. Come to find out Krissie does not like bubbles and tried to blow them away. Great night!

Anyways...there will be more adventures to come!!! Have a great night everyone!

Love,

Corksarooni

April 14, 2010

So I decided my house is too crazy to not tell people what happens on a daily basis!

Basically, I wish I started this the first day I moved into this house! 4 roommates, 3 dogs, 2 cats and some fish later...I have multiple stories!

But, I'll have to just start from today....I get home from already being super distracted after class and end up going into Naphtali's room because Tim told me that Kendall and Kristi saran wrapped her bed. It was absolutely GLORIOUS! They did it up fabulously. The best part was the saran wrap was for a prank she was going to play on someone else.

Then I end up heading upstairs to talk to Tim, Krissie, and Courtney to distract myself even more. Fabulous idea! I sat on the floor, where I always end up, and started to pet wylie. Wylie earned the name Oinky today because he started to snort! Anyways we all got to talking about how popular Krissie was in middle school and high school, and how not popular I was in middle school. After a while I decided that I needed to leave, probably at the part where Krissie and Court were fighting over some girl, who may or may not be Bi, who has piercings or suspender rings in her chest. Who knows?

I end up walking downstairs to run in to Naphtali who just got off the phone with her newest "crush"...he lives 4 hours away?...what do you think?...is he interested? Now after the phone call she finally decides that she really likes him and that he may be a keeper....THANK YOU Tate for finally giving this girl a chance. She needs an amazing guy like him. Naphtali was so excited today that she bought Kristi and Kendall coffee and pastries at coffeeology. So hilarious!!!!!!!

The grand finale of the night is when I hear Tim scream, "rape, rape, rape" from upstairs. And of course it is my job to stay distracted and go check it out. When I get to the top of the stairs I see Tim hugging a pillow and Krissie's pants unbuckled and unzipped....hmmmmmmmm. Soon there after I figured out that she was just dressing into her pjs directly after trying to fluff Tim's pillow. Oh what a great night! I still need to finish reading this play called waiting for Godot. Godot isn't even going to show up! Not ok in my book! Anyways good night and I hope you will enjoy the craziness of mi casa!